During a performance in Sydney, Australia, Justin Bieber narrowly escaped six eggs that were chucked at him from the darkness of the arena. Ideally, the eggs smashing on the ground would have been followed by shouts of “Dance, monkey!” from the audience.
No serious injuries were reported. Except to the egg throwers who got their asses kicked for having terrible aim. If you’re going to do something, do it right. *Cocks potato gun*
