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Yesterday, photos of Katie Holmes looking a little bit pregnant, with either a baby or a food baby, surfaced. This started a deluge of rumors that Tom Cruise implanted his Scientology seed in her again. Holmes’ rep says that wasn’t the case and that the contract was only for one baby, dammit! Okay, so maybe she didn’t say the last part.

“She’s not pregnant and this photo looks doctored,” Ina Treciokas told E! News.

Ina should have added, “I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.” A good way to battle internet rumors in real life is to deny them using relevant internet memes thus turning the internet in on itself. The internet won’t know what hit it.