It sounds like the government has finally enacted my proposed bill of mandatory birth control for the Kardashians because, according to E!, Kim Kardashian’s little sister, 15-year-old Kendall, is on the pill.
In a teaser promo for the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Bruce Jenner gets a little irked when he finds Kendall’s stash of birth control pills.
Khloe Kardashian explained, “She is on birth control, but I’m the one who has all the talks with her.” No word on what that one statement has to do with the other but these are the Kardashians. Logic is second only to how much publicity they can milk from a story.
Khloe went on, “It’s not that reason why she’s on birth control,” thus implying Kendall is taking the pill for medical issues. Like, maybe to prevent a parasite from developing in her body for 8 months. Knowing the Kardashians, Kendall will tell her dad she’s using it to control her menstrual cycle or something stupid like that. Meanwhile, she’s banging a bunch of future athletes in her sister’s room.
