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Kim Kardashian is Engaged

A couple weeks ago I joked that Kris Humphries was the perfect guy for Kim Kardashian. Not only because he’s a black athlete but also because his name starts with a ‘K’ making it just as idiotic as the other Kardashians.

Turns out it wasn’t that much of a joke because Kris proposed to Kim and as you can tell by the title, she said “yes.” How did the proposal go down? Glad you asked. From PEOPLE,

Her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

“I didn’t expect this at all,” Kardashian, 30, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive interview (out Friday) of the romantic, surprise proposal. “I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”

The rose petals were nice and all but let’s get to what was most important to Kim, how big and how many carats was the diamond?

Humphries popped the question with a custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler. “I just knew I wanted it to be big,” says Humphries, 26, who, with the help of Kardashian’s mom Kris Jenner, planned an intimate family celebration later that evening.

Hold on, I know what you’re thinking. She’s got the rich, black athlete and the expensive diamond but what about the mini-horses covered in glitter? Well, don’t worry. Her mom had that covered.

“Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there,” says Kardashian with a laugh. “Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical!”

Haha, rich people. They’re so whimsical! Throwing their money around like they had a bottomless pit of it. If their money ever dries up, I hope they think back to that day, do a facepalm and ask themselves “why did I buy those mini-horses covered in glitter?!,” as they take another swig of Jack and sink deeper into depression.

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I love kim
I love kim
12 years ago

KIM K, SUPERSTARI am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess, but I became an anal porn star but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to… Read more »

hatemo'
hatemo'
12 years ago

COW – PIG – WHORE !!!  How dumb can that guy be?  She’s like a rappers’ petri dish of disease.