If Kris Humphries thought his marriage to Kim Kardashian was going to be kept out of the public spotlight, then he must be confusing Kim with someone more demure and less money hungry. If there was a way to profit off of bowel movements, the Kardashians would have figured it out by now.
Popeater says TV execs are already talking to Kim about a possible spin-off show starting now which would follow Kim getting ready for the big day and culminate in a televised ceremony. The show could be the highest rated program E! has ever seen, speculates Joe Piazza of Popeater.
“I’ve always dreamed of a big wedding. I’ll probably do something really over-the-top. Super feminine but still really modern, chic and cool, but it has to have a lot of heart, it has to be all about the family,” Kardashian told PEOPLE.
Apart from the show, Kris Jenner will be milking the wedding for every promotional opportunity. Meanwhile, the eventual wedding photos may be able to garner at least $2 million for domestic rights and an additional $1 million for international rights.
All in all, the marriage could net the Kardashians $5 million. That’s on top of their $65 million empire. It’s pretty incredible if you think about it. Who knew banging a D-list rapper on video could have led to all this. Socialite fairy tales do come true!