Kim Kardashian is Going to Make Bank Off Her Marriage

If this wedding actually happens, I will be shocked.   I suspect that this is more TV BS by KK.  Nice build up for ratings, then a break-up on national TV.  The NBA players is a wanna be hanger-on type who knows his days are numbered anyway, so of course he buys it.  Humphries has been a bigger bust than what KK is sporting.

KIM
K, SUPERSTARI am 30 years old and act like a vain and
self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess,
but I became an anal porn star but I still think I am a princess. My
body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks,
nose, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a
plastic surgeon. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its
fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE
because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like
a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi.
Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I
will deny it forever. My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool
boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of
the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed
Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my
pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me.
Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling
the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people
will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake;
and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is
fake.Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was
the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5
million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the
leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for
distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what
happened! I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and
reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time
because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance,
and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.My ex husband
Damon Thomas whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly
called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery
addict, a backstabber (to my family), and a cheater. I have no real
friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come
my way for fame. I am currently using social medias to snake my way
in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show
up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at
all to attend. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call
the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m
too cheap to buy their lunch like she does.

I
am 25% iranien and 25% Turkish but armenian sounds better. My
ancestors were Muslims.I have NO talent what so ever. I was
thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work
out video that clearly shows I have never worked out in my life. I
did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse
to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my horrendous performance in
the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as
well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and
pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four
year old who wants a cookie from Grandma. Anybody who don’t like me
for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or
jealous!We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls, and I
alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I
pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. I only
care about myself. I tried to fvck over children by selling them an
insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately
taken off the market after 1 week under threat of legal action from
several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with
glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet &
exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me. I
Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit
card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from
the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs.
Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and
designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch
anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my
perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley
Bertin.For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my
fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would
be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who
wanted to spare me shame. This is how much my «fans» value and
missed me.I have never been single because I am to scared to
spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my
grand children sits on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star
because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.I also
love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for
any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan
Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon,
Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie
Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies
ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was
only into black guys) Kanye West, and soon Kris Humpries; are just a
FEW of the men that have ALL fvcked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped
me. They know that I am trash and that brings their reputations down
to the gutter with mine. I will fvck anyone for publicity. I have had
many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris
too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

I
am the worst «rolemodel» that has ever walked this planet.

I
am a huge shame for the armenian people.I am a national and
international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get
famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and
I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide
world!I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar