Since I’m prone to sensationalism, I’d like to report that Madonna keeps Guy Ritchie’s foreskin on the mantle of her fireplace! Maybe. Before you gasp in shock, close this page and vow never to return, let me explain.
NY Mag has a piece about Madonna and her involvement with Kabbalah. One of the interesting facts is she had everyone circumcised.
You can see why such a philosophy might appeal to Madonna, with her bondage outfits and bayonetlike brassieres. Madonna became close with the Bergs, and they with her; Karen has even noted that Madonna “keeps a kosher home, she observes Shabbat, she circumcised her son and had her [ex-] husband circumcised.” (Yes, you read the last part correctly.)
This is rather telling. Everyone assumes Guy left Madonna because she was an overbearing bitch. And this pretty much shows it. This was probably the closest Madonna could get without actually taking his balls.
Guy’s lucky she didn’t take the whole thing.
He’s a grown man. If the story’s true, it was his choice, and be it on (or off) his own head. More shocking is the innocent Malawian boy, who was not only taken from his home to find this in his welcome basket (was his father asked or told?), but was of an age to remember it.
This is bullshit. Guy is STILL into Kabbalah. He is grown enough to decide for himself if he wants to cut his foreskin off or not. You idiots like to paint him as a macho, yet you believe the whole “Madonna was so mean & pushed him around” crap. So which one is it? FYI, Madonna left Guy, not the other way around. You sound incredibly pressed, must be a Mooriah stan.