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Steven Tyler admits to once having dabbled gay sex during his youth. While he nailed a lot of female groupies in his day, he only had sex with a teenage dude once. What, that’s it? I mean, uh, what a homo.

From his new memoir, Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?, Tyler says, “Gay sex just doesn’t do it for me. I tried it one time when I was younger, but I just didn’t dig it.”

In his book, he also says he made the women he slept with shower beforehand. Tyler says he couldn’t kiss a girl who’d been stage diving with 500 other dudes.

If I was Tyler, with the amount of women he got back in the day, I’d have installed a fire hose on the tour bus and sprayed them down with that. It’d be much quicker and much more humiliating. That’s what he was going for, right?

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