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Steven Tyler’s Big Penis

By on May 9, 2011

TMZ sat down with Guns ‘N Roses drummer . For what reason, no one knows, but the conversation quickly turned away from the mumbling and onto more famous people like the other Steven. .

Because it’s TMZ, what started as a discussion about taking ExtenZe to enlarge Adler’s dick (doesn’t work, he claims), turned into a discussion about Steven Tyler’s huge penis. Adler said, “I’ve tried ‘em. They don’t work. After seeing Steven Tyler’s right with five different girls hands wrapped around it, I’m lucky if I take my clothes off after that. I was devastated.”

To be fair, a horse would be devastated after seeing that. Considering the estimated breadth of a woman’s hand is something around 3 inches and assuming Adler is talking about 5 hands on top of each other, that would make Steven Tyler’s penis 15 inches long. Give or take. At that point, it becomes more of a liability, really. At least that’s what I say to make myself feel better.

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  • Chewy

    I guess that’s how Steven Tyler gets away with dressing like someone’s batty grandmother.

    • Ttym

      Thats funny seeing that there are pics from him playing with it out of his bathing suit and looked pretty small to me, but maybe compared to Adlers he considers that large

    • Ttym

      Thats funny seeing that there are pics from him playing with it out of his bathing suit and looked pretty small to me, but maybe compared to Adlers he considers that large

  • Stupidpuppyhead

    HEY CHEWY SHUT THE FUCK UP SLUT BEFORE I SOCK U IN THE FUCKING MOUTH… U DRESS LIKE APROSTITUTE. STEVEN TYLERS CLOTHES ROCK AND SO DOES HE 00
    !
    CNJ