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Tara Reid Partied Even After Her Tooth Fell Out

Tara Reid’s entire life is one big party interspersed with a couple months in rehab. In fact, Frankentits partied so hard one time that her front tooth fell out. That didn’t stop her though. She picked it up, glued it back and continued to party. From ITW via Celebitchy:

It seems nothing — and we mean nothing — can ruin a good time for party girl extraordinaire Tara Reid. According to an eyewitness at the Oasis Beach Club in India, Alkif., on April 14, Tara, 35, was having a ball when one of her front teeth popped out. Instead of calling it a night, “Tara got on her hands and knees and searched the floor,” says the witness, “and when she found it, she pulled out some glue, glued it back in and just continued partying!”

Should we applaud her for her commitment to fun or be disgusted? Maybe we can give her disgusted applause? And when she went to glue her tooth back in to the horror of the witness, did Tara proclaim, “Don’t worry. 5 second rule.” Because it’d be awesome if she did.

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UKPsychics
12 years ago

Breaking news stuff this lol, you sure are one hell of a journalist, your articles just sound miaaaaaaaowwww

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

So she just had some glue in her purse or something? This must happen often. In fact, her tooth falling out should be a party meter. “It’s not a party ’til Tara’s tooth falls out!”

hoe mo'
hoe mo'
12 years ago
Reply to  Chewy

…or her uterus falls out.

UKPsychics
12 years ago

Breaking news stuff this lol, you sure are one hell of a journalist, your articles just sound miaaaaaaaowwww