Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel?

Gerard Butler can get any woman he wants. So that’s what he’s doing. Next up is apparently Jessica Biel. Us says Gerard gave Jessica a ride on his hog. I thought that was a euphemism for penis at first but Us killed the mood by clarifying it was his motorcycle. *Pulls pants back up*

Anyway, Jessica was seen on the back of his motorcycle riding up the Pacific Coast highway. “Biel kept her arms tight around her pal as they drove along the coast, winding up in Topanga Canyon.”

The two became friends while filming Playing the Field in Shreveport, Louisiana in March. Since Jessica Biel recently broke up with Justin Timberlake, she’s probably looking to rebound. But a rep for Butler insists, “They’re just friends!” But are they… “Friends With Benefits” coming out July 22? *Looks at ad rep, ad rep nods, gun is lowered from head*