How dare they stab Kate Upton’s breasts with a banana. Those things are a national treasure.
- Paz De La Huerta got naked for a magazine (NSFW). [Drunken Stepfather]
- Teri Hatcher’s 13-year-old daughter is growing up quite nicely. That’s about all I can say without breaking any laws. [Celebslam]
- Jon Cryer had no idea Charlie Sheen was batshit crazy. [Celebitchy]
- What’s worse than being the wife of Anthony Weiner in the midst of this weiner scandal? Being pregnant with his baby. Which she is. [The Superficial]
- The replacement Megan Fox does Maxim. [IDLYITW]
- Ashley Tisdale has bird legs. [Popoholic]
- For whatever reason, Cassie is still rockin’ that half bald hair. [Bossip]
- Sophie Monk, still sort of relevant, does Maxim. [Yeeeah]
- Hayden Panettiere has a new boyfriend. Scott McKnight. Mark Sanchez’s friend. This will turn out well. [Celebs]
- Someone hacked Kate Middleton’s phone and bank account. [Popeater]
- Playboy Playmate Suzanne Stokes was arrested for meth and jailed. Now how will she maintain her diet? [Hollywood Rag]
