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Kate Upton’s Chest Gets Stabbed

By on June 9, 2011

How dare they stab Kate Upton’s breasts with a banana. Those things are a national treasure.

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  • Teri Hatcher’s 13-year-old daughter is growing up quite nicely. That’s about all I can say without breaking any laws. [Celebslam]
  • Jon Cryer had no idea Charlie Sheen was batshit crazy. [Celebitchy]
  • What’s worse than being the wife of Anthony Weiner in the midst of this weiner scandal? Being pregnant with his baby. Which she is. [The Superficial]
  • The replacement Megan Fox does Maxim. [IDLYITW]
  • Ashley Tisdale has bird legs. [Popoholic]
  • For whatever reason, Cassie is still rockin’ that half bald hair. [Bossip]
  • Sophie Monk, still sort of relevant, does Maxim. [Yeeeah]
  • Hayden Panettiere has a new boyfriend. Scott McKnight. Mark Sanchez’s friend. This will turn out well. [Celebs]
  • Someone hacked Kate Middleton’s phone and bank account. [Popeater]
  • Playboy Playmate Suzanne Stokes was arrested for meth and jailed. Now how will she maintain her diet? [Hollywood Rag]
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  • yo mo’

    Kate Upton, stabbing and banana…sounds more like my sex tape.

    • http://theblemish.com The Blemish

      Tosh.0 was doing it wrong.