Owen Wilson and Jade Duell had a kid five months ago but Owen still wants to bang a bunch of other chicks and hang out with his guy friends while still being a family man.
Jade didn’t like that proposal so Owen Wilson dumped her so he wouldn’t have to cheat behind her back. Aww, Owen sounds like a prince among men.
I wonder if Owen has ever done a girl with his nose. If I was a girl, I’d be curious. Maybe even… bi-curious.
Thank God there’s a thing called “money” otherwise guys like him would never get laid.