Someone sound the trumpets. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are no longer dating, a source tells PEOPLE.
Speculation about the pair began after Johansson did not attend the Cannes Film Festival with Penn for his movie The Tree of Life. She has been working on The Avengers in New Mexico, reprising her role of Black Widow from Iron Man 2.
Last we saw the leathery-faced malcontent, he was in a glass elevator with two “super hot” women at Cannes. It stands to reason, Sean Penn isn’t too broken up about it. But if Scarlett needs a shoulder to cry on, I’ll be here. Waiting. Naked.
