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Teen Wolf is in a new poster for his upcoming film Abduction which better be about either vampires or werewolves or me and a bunch of 12-year-olds are going to be very disappointed. [via Yahoo]

  • Sarah Carroll of “Sparah” (note: I don’t know what any of those words mean) accidentally slipped areola at Billbong’s 5th Annual Design for Humanity Benefit. What a humanitarian. [Bossip]
  • Lindsay Lohan tells Life&Style that alcohol is not in her house so it’s just not part of her life. However, alcohol is in the bars she goes to and the cups she holds when she’s not under house arrest. I guess she’s sort of a glass is half full of vodka type of person. [Celebitchy]
  • Janet Jackons’s transformation into She-Hulk is complete. [Yeeeah]
  • Three more years of Don Draper. Get excited. [Pajiba]
  • Leighton Meester’s new hair makes her look older. [MoeJackson]
  • Meghan McCain fact checks Bristol Palin. [The Superficial]
  • Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are on the red carpet together. But where’s that sparkly vampire?! [Evil Beet]
  • Jason Segel and John Krasinski make this the best bachelorette party ever. Maybe. [TDW]
  • Don’t feel too bad for Hugh Hefner. He still has that revolving door of blondes who will F him for a taste of fame. [Daily Fix]
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