Denise Richards Talks About Her Botched Boob Job

Denise Richards opened up about her botched breast enlargement when she was 19. She says she didn’t do enough research on her first cosmetic surgeon because she was in a rush to get bigger tittays (scientific term).

She tells Us Weekly, “When I was 19, a doctor put in bigger implants than what I’d asked for. I was in such a hurry to get them that I didn’t research my doctor.

“I felt very vulnerable. I was getting ready to film ‘Wild Things,’ and I didn’t want to get into a lawsuit with some plastic surgeon. It wasn’t right what the doctor did, but it is what it is.

Wait, so Denise Richards is complaining about getting a free upgrade? You don’t complain when the tap water you order ends up being Perrier and you don’t complain when the Jetta you bought turns out to be a Lambo. She sounds ungrateful. Do you know how long it took that doctor to stuff that extra cup size in there? Probably however long it took him to drink those three beers before surgery.