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Jessica Simpson turned 31 and to celebrate, her fiance Eric Johnson spared no expense, took her credit card and bought her a $15,000 Hermes Birkin Bag. That’s Jessica kissing it up top. Don’t mind the wet spot when she gets up. That just means the bag’s magical powers have taken effect. She even tweeted, “Eric made my birthday!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)”

But what’s going to be even more surprising is the $15,000 charge Jessica sees on her credit card bill next month. Luckily, it’s the thought that counts.