It may just be because my memory is a little fuzzy but I don’t remember there being aliens in the Battleship game. Unless this is like when you get up and kick the game away while shouting, “this is stupid!,” when your battleship gets sunk. Are the aliens a metaphor for being a sore loser? Also, Liam Neeson, Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna may be the most eclectic cast ever assembled. It’s like they just threw out names in a board meeting.
- Whiz Khalifa makes the dubious claim that if he wasn’t rapping, he’d be a pilot. [Bossip]
- What better way to teach your kids about their psychotic, loser addict father than with children’s books. [The Superficial]
- Renee Zellweger may be addicted to caffeine. [Celebuzz]
- Katie Price sucks at breaking world records. [Holy Moly]
- Beyonce wants to release a cookbook even though she can’t cook. [Celebitchy]
- Big news: Geri Halliwell is not in a bikini. [Hollywood Rag]
- Candice Swanepoel is good at lingerie dress-up. [Yeeeah]
- AnnaLynne McCord is in full body spandex. [GCeleb]
- The Afghanistan The Office is coming. [Evil Beet]
- Of course this grandma is an Oakland Raiders cheerleader. [Busted Coverage]
- Shauna Sand remains ridiculous. [MoeJackson]
