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Today’s News Brought to You by Tom Cruise in a Hat

  • Kendall and Kylie Jenner say they’re allowed to date. But only up and coming black athletes. Got to keep the status quo you know. [Celebuzz]
  • Justin Bieber and Chris Brown are in love. [Bossip]
  • Liz Hurley claims Shane Warne’s new face is due to weight loss but everyone knows he got a facelift because he always looks surprised now. [Celebitchy]
  • If you’re wondering, yes, Kelly Brook does look great in a pink bikini. [Celebslam]
  • Louise Roe is a journalist from the UK and she’s in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Lamar Odom was in the backseat when his driver killed a 15-year-old boy. [Celebs]
  • Irina Shayk is my friend with benefits. [MoeJackson]
  • Apparently Kate Upton wears clothes too. Who knew? [Busted Coverage]
  • Chihuahuas have the uncanny ability to be utterly annoying and useless during an armed robbery. [Dlisted]
  • Rosie Jones twirls with her boobs out (NSFW) [Daily Fix]
  • Lest you forget, Kylie Jenner is only 13. [The Superficial]
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  • alienantfarm

    He is the king of finding new ways to look like a dick.