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Anne Hathaway: ‘When I Saw Snooki, I Saw My Twin’

By on August 18, 2011
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Speaking of , she’s on the cover of the September edition of Interview magazine. She hides her face on the cover but gets all artsy inside. Anyway, on to some quotes.

On her royal obsession: “Right now, I’m obsessed with Kate Middleton. Obsessed. I loved the Royal Wedding. I was so cynical going into it, and pseudo-political about the whole thing, but as soon as I saw her I was utterly charmed. I’m just completely enchanted by Kate and William. With everything she’s doing right now, I say, ‘Yay, Kate.’”

What? There was a wedding? Was that why Pippa’s ass was dressed in white?

On the Jersey Shore: “When I first saw the show, I thought, Wow, they are having a very different experience there than my experience in Cape May. I thought the first season of the show was awesome because it was authentic, but I don’t watch it any more because now they know that there’s a camera there. The Situation is totally self-aware. He’s referring to himself as The Situation non-stop. In the episode I saw, his car got towed, and he was like, ‘We’ve got a situation here, and The Situation is the situation.’”

When I first saw the show, I reached for a gun so I could blow my brains out but all I ended up doing was squirting water in my face.

On Snooki and J-Woww: “I like to watch MTV for escapist pleasure, but when I saw Snooki, I saw my twin. I couldn’t lose myself in the show anymore because there I was… That being said, I think JWoww is amazing. I love JWoww. She’s intense. See, JWoww to me is proper Jersey because she will scrap for a friend.”

To be clear, Anne, you’re comparing yourself to a no-talent pickle eating midget. This is about as apt a comparison as K-Fed is to Brad Pitt. I’ve heard Ozzy Osbourne make more sense than you.

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  • Marielingui

    Heheh anne hathaway is full of herself and you nailed it with your comments. fuck dat loser ass bitch.

  • Marielingui

    Heheh anne hathaway is full of herself and you nailed it with your comments. fuck dat loser ass bitch.

  • UnemployedOscarHostess

    Why not touch on the ABSOLUTE ZEROES she bangs?
    shes a lil Natalie Woodish
    this wont end well

    • loser

      If she bangs losers, please tell her I’m available.  PS What’s kind of wood doesn’t float?  Natalie.

  • UnemployedOscarHostess

    Why not touch on the ABSOLUTE ZEROES she bangs?
    shes a lil Natalie Woodish
    this wont end well

    • loser

      If she bangs losers, please tell her I’m available.  PS What’s kind of wood doesn’t float?  Natalie.