Speaking of Anne Hathaway, she’s on the cover of the September edition of Interview magazine. She hides her face on the cover but gets all artsy inside. Anyway, on to some quotes.
On her royal obsession: “Right now, I’m obsessed with Kate Middleton. Obsessed. I loved the Royal Wedding. I was so cynical going into it, and pseudo-political about the whole thing, but as soon as I saw her I was utterly charmed. I’m just completely enchanted by Kate and William. With everything she’s doing right now, I say, ‘Yay, Kate.’”
What? There was a wedding? Was that why Pippa’s ass was dressed in white?
On the Jersey Shore: “When I first saw the show, I thought, Wow, they are having a very different experience there than my experience in Cape May. I thought the first season of the show was awesome because it was authentic, but I don’t watch it any more because now they know that there’s a camera there. The Situation is totally self-aware. He’s referring to himself as The Situation non-stop. In the episode I saw, his car got towed, and he was like, ‘We’ve got a situation here, and The Situation is the situation.’”
When I first saw the show, I reached for a gun so I could blow my brains out but all I ended up doing was squirting water in my face.
On Snooki and J-Woww: “I like to watch MTV for escapist pleasure, but when I saw Snooki, I saw my twin. I couldn’t lose myself in the show anymore because there I was… That being said, I think JWoww is amazing. I love JWoww. She’s intense. See, JWoww to me is proper Jersey because she will scrap for a friend.”
To be clear, Anne, you’re comparing yourself to a no-talent pickle eating midget. This is about as apt a comparison as K-Fed is to Brad Pitt. I’ve heard Ozzy Osbourne make more sense than you.