Dina Lohan Clearly Delusional

Dina Lohan has been sending a business plan around to investors asking for $5.28 million to shoot an R-rated movie titled Growing Defiant. A film which takes “a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction.” *Rolls eyes*

Believing she has what it takes to produce a movie isn’t even the crazy part. The crazy part is she thinks she can cast some big names. She’s aiming for Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone and Mila Kunis.

The even crazier part is none of these people will even star. No, no. The star of this Dina Lohan joint will be none other than Michael Lohan Jr., her son, who will play the heroin addict.

Now here’s the best part. There’s an asterisk at the bottom of the plan, which reads, “The cast listed above is a suggested cast list only. Michael Lohan is the only cast member who has been signed.”

And Dina apparently thinks big actors will do anything to sign on, because she’s allotting a grand total of $1,125,000 for actors’ fees. — TMZ

Dina might as well ask for a spaceship to Mars because this will never happen. $1.125m for actors’ fees? A better payment plan would be to get these actors some of whatever she’s smoking. Dina is so dense that she’ll sit there for 10 minutes while execs laugh in her face and when they stop to take a breath, she’ll ask, “So… is that a yes?” My god, I think this woman could be legally retarded.