Dancing With the Stars is where celebrities go for one last claw at fame. Hence, why George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis will be on the upcoming 13th season of the show.
Elisabetta would be following in the footsteps of Clooney’s rumored new girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, who starred in the second season of DWTS. Canalis also would be pulling a Melissa Rycroft, bouncing back from a very public split by shaking her groove thing.
That makes only 1 more season until she completely fades from the collective memory of America and is replaced by a pregnant teen mom. At least she’ll still be famous in Italy where dating George Clooney automatically makes you queen. “Bellissimo,” Italians will cheer while throwing their pizza dough into the air. That’s what they do there, right? My stereotypes are a little rusty.
