0831-matthew-fox-visit

Heather Bormann, the party-bus driver that Lost actor Matthew Fox punched in the breasts and vagina because she wouldn’t let him on, has officially filed assault charges. Bormann told CNN, “He got me pretty good.”

Describing the incident, she said, “He was swinging at my legs and, ultimately, my chest and my crotch area.” Bormann punched him back and hurt her wrist. “He reeked of liquor,” Bormann said. “You could just smell it coming off of him. He had glassy eyes and a blank stare the whole time.”

In Matthew’s defense, how else was he supposed to get on the bus? If you have any bright ideas, let’s hear them, mister.