Rihanna Is Sexting Joe Jonas

There must be something about Joe Jonas because he’s ran through Ashley Greene, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift and now, supposedly, may be making his way into Rihanna.

Joe and Rihanna met when he did a song with Rihanna’s ex, Chris Brown. Lately, she’s been “bombarding him with raunchy text messages,” says a source. “She keeps laughing to her mates that she wants to take him on the wildest ride of his life.”

At this point, I can’t even make Joe Jonas gay jokes anymore. They don’t work when he’s going through half of Hollywood. Maybe I can start another rumor. Like how he likes to drown kittens in the bathtub while his niece watches. Yea, let’s go with that one. What a monster!