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The Teen Choice Awards Were Last Night

By on August 8, 2011
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E! has a rundown of their five biggest jaw-droppers of the from Sunday night. The big one includes Harry Potter being out Twilight for something. I don’t know. Maybe it was “Most Annoyingly Hard to Follow Series?”

A few others include returning after his terrible jet ski accident where he crashed into a bridge, Joe Jonas’ ex seated next to Joe Jonas’ ex and proof that teens shouldn’t be given the power to do anything much less vote, Rebecca Black winning an award for Choice Web Star.

was also a big winner yesterday. She won five awards including Choice Female Hottie, TV Comedy Actress, Music Single, Best Love song and Musical Group. She should have also gotten one for Choice Unplanned Pregnancy because I’m pretty sure that’s where her relationship with Justin Bieber is heading. Speaking of which, Justin Bieber won for Choice Male Hottie. What is this, prom? He also won for Choice Twit. A decidedly deserved award. Anyway, EW has a better rundown of everything that went down if you really must know.

Luckily I didn’t sit through this or else I would have impaled myself on someone’s stilletos.

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  • Nudgie

    Ashley Greene is sooooooooooo frickin’ HOT. She needs to put the Twilight crap in her rear view mirror and start doing some ADULT films. No – NOT porno, I mean films people over 17 go see.

  • Nudgie

    Ashley Greene is sooooooooooo frickin’ HOT. She needs to put the Twilight crap in her rear view mirror and start doing some ADULT films. No – NOT porno, I mean films people over 17 go see.