This Is Kimberly Stewart’s Daughter’s Name

Loose-lipped Rod Stewart let slip the name of Kimberley Stewart and Benecio del Toro’s daughter. It’s Delilah if you’re too lazy to read.

For starters, “I’m writing songs again, something I never thought I’d do,” he says. “I’m writing about divorce, about my childhood, all sorts of things. Why this gift has come back to me after lying dormant for 17 years, I don’t know. But it has.”

And “I’m a grandfather now,” he chirps, singing out the name Delilah, born Sunday to daughter Kimberly, 32 (whose mother is Alana Hamilton Stewart, one of his two exes). “I’ve been going around blabbing that for hours now.” — USA Today

Welcome, Delilah, to the beginning of your years of hell as people come up to you and say in a sing-song voice, “Hey there, Delilah. What’s it like in New York City?” May you have the endurance to not punch them in the face.