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Today’s News Brought to You by Darth Vader’s New ‘Noooo!’

By on August 31, 2011

George Lucas is preparing to wring more money out of faithful Star Wars fans by releasing a six title Blu-Ray set. Not content to let sleeping dogs lie, Lucas has gone in and changed a few key scenes. Notably the scene where Vader picks up the Emperor. In the original, Vader does this without saying a word. In the new version, Vader screams “No!” You know, just in case you’re a f**king moron who doesn’t understand what’s going on.

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