For some reason, this feels like the most English thing I’ve ever seen.
- Blake Fielder-Civil’s girlfriend let him spend the night with Amy Winehouse because she felt sorry for her. [Bossip]
- What does Gwyneth Paltrow have to say about Gwyneth Paltrow? [The Superficial]
- Sarah Jessica Parker defends her street cred. [Celebitchy]
- Why, hello, Ryan Reynolds. [Hollywood Rag]
- Lindsa Evangelista wants $46,000 a month in child support from Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband. It’s only fair. [Yeeeah]
- Hilary Swank in a bikini. Because this is something you’ve been waiting to see. [GCeleb]
- Want to know who your next boyfriend, er, highest paid actor in Hollywood is? [Evil Beet]
- The Ichiro doppelganger almost ruined baseball. [Busted Coverage]
- Ashley Tisdale wants everyone to know she’s a star. [MoeJackson]
- The day a man can’t wear a frightening bunny suit is the day America stops being America. [TDW]
Bonus: A mariachi band serenading a Beluga whale. Well… because why not? The whale seemed to enjoy it.
