The Blemish

Ali Lohan Has a New Face

By , 9:29 AM on Sep 08, 2011, 4 Comments

Since Lindsay Lohan’s career is spiraling downward faster than a Russian hockey team (too soon?), Dina Lohan has to move on to her next golden goose aka her other daughter , 17. But Dina can’t push an unpolished turd on people. No, she needs to spice it up. Maybe give it a new face. A nose job, plumper lips, basically any procedure that straddles the line of being morally objectionable without crossing it.

Granted, maybe her face looks different because she’s emaciated now. She’s a model so obviously her waistline has to be the size of her wrist.

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  • Reason

    What does she model? Coat hangers or abortion clinics?

  • scallywag

    Personally, fashion world hypocrisy aside I’m tempted to go and look for a few quarters in the hope that Ali will take the money and buy herself a twinkie bar (at least 300 calories right?) and a can of chery cola (all that sugar ought to convert to fat) to swish all those calories to the backside of her mouth, and hopefully against hope swallow everything so she can once again look like a human being.

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/09/ali-lohan-really-is-a-hawt-bixch-sorry-fashion-victim/

  • ANONYMOUS

    SOMEONE THROW A CHEESE BURGER WITH BACON, MAYO, AND LARD AT THAT BITCH.

    DAYUM.. THAT’S NASTY.

  • Bre

    “spiraling downward faster than a Russian hockey team (too soon?)”

    Yes, too soon.