Ever since her nude photos leaked, Ashley Greene has become my internet girlfriend. By which I mean she only exists as my girlfriend on the internet. But don’t tell my parents that. They think she’s real and that girls actually talk to me.
Here’s Ashley in a nice black dress at the iheart Music Festival in Las Vegas. Notice how the dress really brings out her eyes. And by eyes I mean tits. And by brings out, I mean I’m going to tie a belt around my neck and stare at these for the next five minutes.