Despite premiering to record ratings, crew members on Two and a Half Men aren’t thrilled with Ashton Kutcher’s comedic abilities. Because he has none.
“[Ashton] is really a nice guy. Just a nice guy. And he’s OK on set. He gets the job done—that’s what we all want.”
“He’s just not as funny as Charlie. Not that we’d want Charlie back if you doubled our salaries.”
But they also freely volunteer that the show, in their veteran opinions, “just isn’t the same anymore,” and that they find Sheen’s substitute to be more of a “safe replacement.” — E!
Ashton is sort of like that ugly girl who’s really nice so you don’t want to flat out call her ugly even though she is so you say she “has a nice personality.” That’s what Ashton is right now. The fat ugly girl at school that everyone tolerates but is secretly disgusted by. I bet Mr. Demi Moore never thought he’d be “that” person. Don’t worry, Ashton. It gets better.
