Denise Richards Turned Down $100K

Since TV is all about realism, producers of Two and a Half Men thought it’d be a good idea to have a real ex be at his TV funeral. “Hm, who’s in desperate need of money and used to date Charlie Sheen?,” they thought to themselves and, poof, Denise Richard’s name popped into their heads.

But what is this? Denise Richards turned down the offer? Quick, someone check. Has hell frozen over?

“They wanted to bring back a real ex,” the source tells Life & Style. It was hard for Denise to say no because “she really wants to get back into TV,” says a friend.

But ultimately, she turned down the offer. “Charlie would’ve gone crazy, and Denise knows where her bread is buttered,” the source adds. — Life & Style

Denise Richards turned down a $100k offer to appear on TV, pledging her loyalty to Charlie Sheen and Kirstie Alley is a size 6. Are these signs of the apocalypse? Someone catch me while I faint.