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Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods are definitely not getting back together as her romance with Jamie Dingman may be leading her to the altar real soon. Dingman and Elin’s kids reportedly have gotten to know each other more and they may take it to the next level.

“Tiger has always hoped, unrealistically, that he and Elin would get back together one day,” the National Enquirer reported. “She’s serving notice that he has lost her for good, and another man will be raising his kids.”

Aw, poor Tiger. Not only did he have to pay Elin $100 million but another man will raise his kids. But you know what they say. You bang a few whores on the side and you’re going to get burned. Or is that you’re going to get a burning sensation?