Speaking to Access Hollywood (via StarPulse), Reid says he signed Gaga but had a bad day and fired her after listening to some of her demos which were works in progress. Lady Gaga eventually signed to another label and now she’s a big international star who wears meat dresses.
He tells Access Hollywood, “This artist came to my office… she played piano, she had on white go-go boots – like, all the way up to here, thigh high boots – she sat down at that piano, she played and she sang. When she was done, I said, ‘You are an amazing artist, a true star, and you will change music,’ and I signed her. Her name was Lady Gaga.”
“Then, a few months later, I got her demos, and it was a work in progress, and I was having a bad day. I’m telling you, I was having a bad day. And I said, ‘You know what? I really don’t like it. Let her have her freedom, let her go find her career.’ It was the worst thing I’ve ever done.”
“I felt bad, but I swear to you, like a month later Justin Bieber came and redeemed me, so, you know, I survived it all. But I’m a little bit jealous, because the Twitter following, for example, the biggest ones are Bieber and Lady Gaga, so I would have felt like the king of the world! Instead I felt like half the king.”Access Hollywood
Ready your pitchforks, boys. Looks like we found the man partially responsible for Lady Gaga and wholly responsible for Justin Bieber. Tar? Check. Feathers? Check.
Sort of kidding aside, it’s laughable that what makes him feel like a king is the amount of combined Twitter followers his artists have and not the fact he’d be wiping his ass with $100 bills while wearing a gold crown (which he probably already does). Can you imagine if he had both Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber. His e-penis would have been HUGE!