Lindsay Lohan Is in Her Prime

Delusions of grandeur must run in the Lohan family because not only does Dina Lohan think she can produce a movie that stars her son with A-listers in supporting roles but Lindsay Lohan now thinks she’s in her prime.

This week Lindsay hit up her favorite tattoo shop in LA, Shamrock Tattoos, and inked a Billy Joel lyric on her ribs. It reads, “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life.” According to Lindsay, this was important to her because “it represented where she is in life and everything she’s been through … it signifies that she’s focused.”

Oh, whatever. Lindsay is so far past her prime that her prime just shot up off the couch, swept the Cheeto dust off its overgrown belly, burped and gave a loud guffaw.