Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend and mother to their gigantic baby, Miranda Kerr, is back in model shape. Ergo, she walked the runway at the Fashion Fest show in Mexico City and flashed everyone her sheer panties (can’t post it but check it out here).
“Encore! Encore!,” the crowd vehemently demanded. “Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave,” said security to me and my bullhorn.
Miranda is Orlando’s WIFE. Are you the last to know?
Girlfriend, wife, what’s the diff.
In Hollywood, they’re all girlfriends.