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File this under highly unlikely. Paris Hilton, who pled guilty to possession of cocaine last year, successfully completed the terms of her probation and then some. The judge was thrilled about not only standing in the presence of THE Paris Hilton but that instead of doing only the bare minimum of 200 hours of community service, Paris did a total of 228. She also paid her $2,000 in fines and completed an “intensive” substance abuse program. The case is now closed. Emphatically.

Only Paris Hilton could impress a judge by following court mandated orders. When you’re dealing with her, you have to set the bar low. Like if you told her to clean the kitchen table, it’s best to hope she at least grumbles an “okay.”

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