Today’s News Brought to You by a Terrible Britney Spears Interview

Martyn confirms the rumor that Chris Brown had gay sex with him. What a clever ploy for publicity. [The Superficial]
I’ve come to respect Kate Winslet even more after she decided not to meet with Snooki because she’s never heard of her. [Celebitchy]
Kirsten Dunst’s teeth still look like this. [Celebslam]
Candice Swanepoel does a great impression of a sexy cowgirl. [Yeeeah]
Larisa Fraser is a fine looking woman. [CoEd]
Kristin Cavallari happy to finally have some cash in her bank account. [MoeJackson]
San Diego Charger’s Antonio Gray loves being different. Hello Kitty different. [Bossip]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt did more karaoke. [Evil Beet]
I can’t pronounce Tamiris Souza Freitas’ name, but she looks great in a bikini. [GCeleb]