- Ciara is tweeting subliminals. [Bossip]
- Taylor Lautner’s five-year plan is to win an Oscar. Probably won’t happen unless there’s a category for Best Taking Off Shirt Moment and even then he’ll face tough competition from every hot chick out there. [Celebitchy]
- Now that Tara Reid is married, she’s becoming real classy. [Celebslam]
- Just want to let you know Elisha Cuthbert is still alive. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Jessica Simpson may get a breast reduction. Hasn’t this been outlawed yet? [IDLYITW]
- Pippa Middleton pimps her handbag. [MoeJackson]
- Drunk chicks are always hilarious. [Busted Coverage]
- Soulja Boy sorry for telling troops to eff off. [Dlisted]
- Gerard Butler is dying! [The Superficial]
- Kate Winslet looks great in Venice, wants you to stare at her breasts. [Daily Fix]
