Ashley Greene Compares Herself to Angelina Jolie

In the November issue of Allure, Ashley Greene compares herself to Angelina Jolie and Demi Lovato to Jennifer Aniston. This lofty association based on the fact the two share an ex in Joe Jonas and because fans believe there’s bad blood between the two even though Ashley says that’s not true.

“I’m really happy that she’s doing well,” Greene says of Jonas’ 19-year-old songbird ex, who split from the singer shortly before he hooked up with Greene. “She and I never had a problem with each other, but, you know, it doesn’t go away. Jen Aniston still gets asked about Angelina Jolie.” Us Weekly

I’m shaking my head so hard right now that I just gave myself whiplash. I know you’re my imaginary girlfriend, Ashley Greene, but you’re a bit player in a glittery vampire franchise. It’s not the time to be comparing yourself to Angelina Jolie. In addition, Joe Jonas is no Brad Pitt. Tom Cruise, maybe, but definitely not Brad. I swear, I can’t take you anywhere.