FleshLight Wants to Mold Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch

Lindsay Lohan accepting Playboy’s six figure offer to pose nude for their magazine opened the floodgates for other porn industry types to throw a bunch of money at her to see what they can get her to do. The latest such company is FleshLight who are offering Lindsay a million dollars to make a mold of her vagina to produce a line of “authentic” Lindsay Lohan sex toys.

We’re told Lindsay hasn’t seen the offer yet … but sources close to the actress tell us, “She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.” TMZ

First of all, that’s sort of what Lindsay said 3 years ago when Playboy offered her $700,000. Secondly, would anyone be interested in a mold of Lindsay’s vag to use as a fleshlight? That thing would be so loose you could barely use it as a beer cozy.