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FleshLight Wants to Mold Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch

By on October 27, 2011
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Lindsay Lohan accepting Playboy’s six figure offer to pose nude for their magazine opened the floodgates for other porn industry types to throw a bunch of money at her to see what they can get her to do. The latest such company is FleshLight who are offering Lindsay a million dollars to make a mold of her vagina to produce a line of “authentic” Lindsay Lohan sex toys.

We’re told Lindsay hasn’t seen the offer yet … but sources close to the actress tell us, “She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.” TMZ

First of all, that’s sort of what Lindsay said 3 years ago when Playboy offered her $700,000. Secondly, would anyone be interested in a mold of Lindsay’s vag to use as a fleshlight? That thing would be so loose you could barely use it as a beer cozy.

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  • InstantInvert

    The fleshlight will be bald and freckled
    and soundly reviewed by Poppa

  • unky fisty

    They could use anyone’s fist in West Hollywood for the mold.