Fred Durst to Star in CBS Sitcom

Further proof that Fred Durst must have made a pact with the devil, what with Limp Bizkit being popular once, a girl letting him make an awkward sex tape with her, directing a movie and now starring in a CBS sitcom appropriately referenced to as Douchebag.

The untitled comedy, sometimes referred to as Douchebag, has received a script commitment. It centers around a rock legend looking for balance between his high profile lifestyle and trying to raise a family. It will be written by Matthew Carlson (Mr. Sunshine) who will executive produce with the Tannenbaums. The idea was brought to the Tannenbaum Co. by Durst’s manager/producer John Schneider who will serve as a non-writing producer. Deadline

So sort of like Louie but with a rich rock star. Ugh. It’s just one of those days when you don’t want to wake up. Amirite, guys? *Flips red baseball cap backwards, gestures wildly*