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Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy

Moments ago, Jessica Simpson confirmed the pregnancy everyone knew about.

It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!

By the way, she made a pun out of the announcement, dressing like a mummy, hence, “I am going to be a mummy.” If I had my tomatoes, I’d throw them at her. She’d probably unhinge her jaw to try to eat them too.

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12 years ago

EEK!!!  She will never lose that fat…Nick the Dick got away with the good years.