Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Have a Rocky Relationship

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are only two months into their marriage which E! mostly paid for and they already seem headed for divorce. The two were showing no affection at all during Monday’s Dancing with the Stars and friends say Kim is pissed that all Kris does is party all the time on Kim’s dime since he has no job due to the NBA lockout.

Just two months since their lavish, $10 million wedding, the newlyweds “are not getting along at all,” a source tells the new Us Weekly. “Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it’s causing major problems.”

At issue? While Kardashian, 31, juggles her reality shows and multiple moneymaking ventures, the basketball hunk 26, is unemployed thanks to the NBA lockout — and partying up a storm on his wife’s dime.

The hard-working Kardashian is already near her breaking point, a family friend reveals, and the couple had a huge fight days before her Oct. 21 birthday. “They had it a out!” a family friend says. “She told him he need s to do something productive…He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday.” Us Weekly

Some say getting married after only nine months of dating is terrible idea but look at Kim. She proved the haters wrong. Now if you’ll excuse her, she must go to the bathroom to silently weep.