“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.” E!
Execs at E! are no doubt holding urgent meetings to discuss a four hour divorce special.
Meanwhile, sources tell TMZ that one of the main problems in Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage was that Kim did not want to move to Minnesota, where Kris is from, to settle down. She wanted to stay in LA because it would be best for her career. They never talked about this before their $10 million wedding because, well, $10 million!
And also, how does a fame whore go from LA to Minnesota. What did Kris think would happen. Kim would be ecstatic about the idea of layering herself up and trudging through snow with nary a photog in sight? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t take nine months of dating to figure out the answer to that is “hell no.” Either this is a bs excuse or Kris is a complete moron.