Breaking news: Lady Gaga did not dress like a complete idiot during a pre-concert press conference. Save for that retarded white, yellow and green bun on her head, she looked almost normal. Usually you’ll see her bending her knees backwards like a calf and walking in 10 inch platform shoes, but not today. Is it because Halloween is inching closer and since everybody is going to look like a freak, she has to do the opposite? No, probably not. Her discarded fetus dress was probably still at the cleaners.
Sidenote: I think I figured out why she likes to wear sunglasses.
