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Lindsay Lohan’s probation hearing is today and, while she’s not going to jail, Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Probation officials to immediately pull Lindsay from her Red Cross assignment. Sautner wants Lindsay assigned to the morgue.

It’s clearly a sign the judge is pissed off — probably at the Probation Dept. for pulling a switcheroo by taking Lindsay out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where the judge ordered Lindsay to perform 360 hours of community service. Judge Sautner also ordered Lindsay to do 120 hours at the morgue, and now that’s taken top billing.

As for pissing off the judge, we’ve learned there’s something in the Probation report that will probably do just that. Lindsay’s probation officer wrote that Lindsay had problems with the Women’s Center, because it was “not fulfilling.” One more time — Lindsay complained the Woman’s Center was “NOT FULFILLING.” TMZ

Well, I’m sorry battered women aren’t worth of her highness’ time but mucking around at the Red Cross is. The only reason probably likes it is because the breaks are longer and the workload is easier. I hope she spends 360 hours in the morgue instead and is forced to go into the field and at least once a day she has to pull up a bloated, decomposing corpse from the river that explodes on her.

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