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Sex With Snooki Sounds Great

By on October 21, 2011
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’s  opened up about what sex with is like on The Wendy Williams Show. If you thought it was like being jacked off with the tears of a unicorn, then you need to get your head checked you freaking weirdo. Answering William’s question of “How was Snooki in bed?,” Vinny responded,

“Umm, you ever have sex with a meatball?”

In keeping with the food theme, Williams said that Snooki compared Guadagnino to “a watermelon stuck in a pinhole.” The Wrap

This in addition to the stench of pickle juice emanating from her body. Basically sex with Snooki is like borking a pickled meatball. Be still my heart. Not even the producers of American Pie would touch that.

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  • SprayTannedMidget

    shes so rich

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    Nail made for digging dried skeet out out of eye corners.