The Situation Was Kicked Out of the Apple Store

Gross!   Michael Sorrentino is disgusting, he looks skanky, stinky and has lax hygiene.  Old Popeye Face also looks like he has a small, skinny hotdog size penis that smells like an old bag of onions, and to attempt to make up for his inadequacies he rents an old Ferrari F430 because he isn’t worthy of the newer, nicer 458 Italia.  Stop trying to rock your lame shades hanging off your giant schnazz and get a nose job instead, the perpetual sunglass wearing isn’t camouflaging that octopus on your face.

Why he is trying to buy an iPhone 4S is beyond me, he probably won’t know how to operate it since he is too stupid and will coat it with hair spray, fake tan goop, stale boogers and peen cheese.

Such a trashy weathered face & yeah, here is the brilliantly sad “situation”:

Go to the gym – Pretend you have a clue about health, then light your cigarette, gulp down High Fructose Corn Syrup/synthetic chemical artificial everything Gatorade, blend up  chemically processed low quality protein isolate shake then go inhale fake tan chemicals and lift your shirt up to cover that mess of a face and beg for attention for your toxic dump of a body that is begging for cancer from all the garbage you ingest daily & go drink all the alcohol your already taxed liver can handle… hahaha smart times.