The Blemish

The Situation Was Kicked Out of the Apple Store

By , 4:33 PM on Oct 16, 2011, 5 Comments

allegedly tried to cut in line at the Apple store to get thew new iPhone 4s when an employee caught him and kicked his ass out.

Turns out the overwhelming stench of spray tan and douche doesn’t help one in the stealth department.

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  • not NJ

    I’d be happy to bitch-slap that asshole out of anywhere…one thing I know about dicks from NJ, they talk shit, but are all PUSSIES !!!  

    • NorthJersey

      You have to be completed retarded to think everyone in NJ are pussies.  Frankie Edgar says hi, dumbfuck!

      • random

        You’re right.  Some of them are cunts.

  • Troll Hunter

    Gross!   Michael Sorrentino is disgusting, he looks skanky, stinky and has lax hygiene.  Old Popeye Face also looks like he has a small, skinny hotdog size penis that smells like an old bag of onions, and to attempt to make up for his inadequacies he rents an old Ferrari F430 because he isn’t worthy of the newer, nicer 458 Italia.  Stop trying to rock your lame shades hanging off your giant schnazz and get a nose job instead, the perpetual sunglass wearing isn’t camouflaging that octopus on your face.

    Why he is trying to buy an iPhone 4S is beyond me, he probably won’t know how to operate it since he is too stupid and will coat it with hair spray, fake tan goop, stale boogers and peen cheese.

    Such a trashy weathered face & yeah, here is the brilliantly sad “situation”:

    Go to the gym – Pretend you have a clue about health, then light your cigarette, gulp down High Fructose Corn Syrup/synthetic chemical artificial everything Gatorade, blend up  chemically processed low quality protein isolate shake then go inhale fake tan chemicals and lift your shirt up to cover that mess of a face and beg for attention for your toxic dump of a body that is begging for cancer from all the garbage you ingest daily & go drink all the alcohol your already taxed liver can handle… hahaha smart times.

  • Anonymous

    Just to comment about “this guy” in general. According to other new reports he has compiled/written a book…this coming from a guy who i invision having a hard time with pop-up books and gets lost in a “choose your own adventure” book. I am disheartened when i see any one of these guys from Jersey Shore and am appaled that people follow them like they are the new best thing…