Gross! Michael Sorrentino is disgusting, he looks skanky, stinky and has lax hygiene. Old Popeye Face also looks like he has a small, skinny hotdog size penis that smells like an old bag of onions, and to attempt to make up for his inadequacies he rents an old Ferrari F430 because he isn’t worthy of the newer, nicer 458 Italia. Stop trying to rock your lame shades hanging off your giant schnazz and get a nose job instead, the perpetual sunglass wearing isn’t camouflaging that octopus on your face. Why he is trying to buy an iPhone 4S is beyond… Read more »
Anonymous
12 years ago
Just to comment about “this guy” in general. According to other new reports he has compiled/written a book…this coming from a guy who i invision having a hard time with pop-up books and gets lost in a “choose your own adventure” book. I am disheartened when i see any one of these guys from Jersey Shore and am appaled that people follow them like they are the new best thing…
I’d be happy to bitch-slap that asshole out of anywhere…one thing I know about dicks from NJ, they talk s**t, but are all PUSSIES !!!
You have to be completed retarded to think everyone in NJ are pussies. Frankie Edgar says hi, dumbfuck!
You’re right. Some of them are cunts.
Gross! Michael Sorrentino is disgusting, he looks skanky, stinky and has lax hygiene. Old Popeye Face also looks like he has a small, skinny hotdog size penis that smells like an old bag of onions, and to attempt to make up for his inadequacies he rents an old Ferrari F430 because he isn’t worthy of the newer, nicer 458 Italia. Stop trying to rock your lame shades hanging off your giant schnazz and get a nose job instead, the perpetual sunglass wearing isn’t camouflaging that octopus on your face. Why he is trying to buy an iPhone 4S is beyond… Read more »
Just to comment about “this guy” in general. According to other new reports he has compiled/written a book…this coming from a guy who i invision having a hard time with pop-up books and gets lost in a “choose your own adventure” book. I am disheartened when i see any one of these guys from Jersey Shore and am appaled that people follow them like they are the new best thing…