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For every like he gets on Facebook, 50 Cent will give one meal to a starving child. This is how you exploit children, people. Genius. [Bossip]
Taylor Armstrong’s husband may have murdered her if it wasn’t for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Reality tv saved her life. [Celebitchy]
In the midst of a cheating scandal, Demi Moore looks terrific. [Celebslam]
This is just awkward cleavage. [Drunken Stepfather]
Kelly Rowland wants everyone to stop paying attention to Beyonce’s maybe fake baby bump. [IDLYITW]
Being an NBA star is tough. Moving from mansion to mansion. Never putting down any roots. Bet they cry in their pillow every night. [Celebs]
Doutzen Kroes continues pimping her fashion line. [MoeJackson]
Kate Upton and her girlfriend had a hummer all to themselves. Like the saying goes, what happens in the hummer, stays in the hummer. [Busted Coverage]
And Demi Moore is still wearing her wedding ring by the way. [Dlisted]
Oh, no. Peons can see Madonna’s face! [The Superficial]
Goldie Hawn on a bicycle. Do not want. [Daily Fix]