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Perez Hilton wants to be famous again. Accuses Lindsay Lohan of cutting. [Celebitchy]
Vanessa Hudgens isn’t pregnant. Just chubby. [Celebslam]
Hank Williams Jr. fired from Monday Night Football for comparing Obama to Hitler. [The Superficial]
Hello, Naya Rivera. [CityRag]
Coco posted some nudes of herself on Twitter the other day. No one really cared but here they are. (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Skyfall could be the title of the next James Bond movie. The proof is in the domain registration as they say. [IDLYITW]
Lady Gaga will chronicle her rise to fame and fans will eat it up. [ONTD]
Apparently this is fashion. [MoeJackson]
Kelly Rowland deserves a free pass. [Hollywood Rag]
Top ten least visually appealing actresses. [Pajiba]
Even dogs are scared of Julia Roberts. [SOW]